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sematalba replied to your post: Your lispy accent is hot Creepy enough?:) Creepy enough indeed

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Anonymous asked: Your lispy accent is hot

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Anonymous asked: That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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lepinkpony asked: Dd you fart? Cause your blowing me away~

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I have Photoshop and such again.

Oh the joy

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Love letters are boring. Send me creepy pick up...

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karlos-pilkington: allonsyblue: dear cbs, craig ferguson for lestrade pls love blue #and also for everyone else personally I think he would make a dashing Irene Adler. Perfect usage for my screncap PERFECT

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I have 300 followers now .

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Of course, tumblr fucking ruined my Craigy Theme....

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merverb: Someone posted the entire article - (The Times Article otherwise only available to subscribers SO UNFAIR the BASTARDS) - thank GOD!!!! Pixar’s Girl Story by Joel Stein Until I visited Pixar’s offices, I did not know that 12-year-old boys were allowed to run major corporations. Yet I am walking through the lobby, and the room to my right is full of plastic bins dispensing every...

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Reasons I want to watch 'Brave'

thenorwegianridgeback: scottish

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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preciousblueberries: I don’t watch Jimmy Kimmel on a regular basis but I really respect what he does. He does some really great things some times. He was behind the Tom Hanks Toddlers and Tiaras thing. Can’t get much better than that.

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